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if u ever feel bad about urself just think about the people who use their selfies as their lock screen or wallpaper
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“how the fuck did my glasses get dirty when they’ve been on my face the entire fucking time” a biography
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m-ve:
my skills include hesitating, missing opportunities and being full of regret
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if i could makeout w myself i dont think i would ever leave my room
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Every frame of the Harry Potter movies, condensed into a barcode.
#oh my god #look at this #how it starts off with reds and oranges and purples #bright colors #and then it gets continuously darker towards the end #it’s so fitting to the story #and then there is that strip of white at the end #which has to be the king’s cross scene #and it’s just #light #in a dark time #which is extremely beautifulyou know why theres a white part at the end? because happiness can be found even in the darkest of times
so fetch
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STOP BEING CUTE BEFORE I PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE FOR BEING TOO CUTE
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Me: can i see your homework
Someone: No do your own

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whelp, I can now turn off the internet, I have seen everything
He also wore sweaters because of tattoos I believe he got in the Navy.
mr. rogers is actually perf
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Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.
this is the realist shit I’ve ever read

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Fun - We Are Young - OST “The Sims 3 Showtime”
funniest thing I have ever heard.
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I have a panic disorder. While having an attack one day, I called my boyfirend because I was scared. He hung up the phone as soon as I said that and was over in no time to comfort me.
He doesn’t have a car.
He lives 10 miles away.
He ran.
Go write this in a book. NOw.
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